Madame: And what about the third wish? Tyrion: Well. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule? Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. Madame: What can we do for you? Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me. Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass. So Tyrion’s final line is a sweet callback to previous episodes of GOT.Īnnoyingly, we will never know exactly how Tyrion would have finished the joke, but Reddit user Retro21 has a pretty fantastic punchline. “I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass, the madam says…” Tyrion says before he’s interrupted once again. To which Bronn replies, “I think that’s a very presumptuous statement.” But Brienne is quick to argue saying: “I think we can all agree that ships take precedence over brothels.”
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One of the last scenes of the finale saw the newly-appointed King Of The Six Kingdoms (the North will stay independent with Sansa Stark as queen) Bran The Broken having a meeting with his Small Council, which includes Bronn as Master Of Coin, Ser Davos as Master Of Ships, Brienne leading the Kingsguard, and Samwell Tarly as Grand Maester.Īs they discuss how to rebuild Westeros, Bronn – who’s in charge of the budget – says he wants the brothels to be rebuilt as a priority. Which is impressive considering he was very nearly executed by Dany earlier on. Look, we’re not saying it wasn’t deserved, we’re just saying it was a lot.ĭespite there being a whole lot of sadness in the finale, Tyrion was sure to keep things light-hearted at the end. The very last episode of Game Of Thrones aired in the US last night, and it was all very emotional.įor one, we saw Jon Snow kill Daenerys. SPOILER ALERT: Spoilers for the Game Of Thrones finale ahead…
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